Crime of the Week

Booty call on Figueroa.

Best shape Maillol never sculpted.

I'm not sure what the juridical crime was, but the esthetic crime is more an amusing misdemeanor than a jail-worthy felony. I sincerely hope the perp got off with a paper citation and a few smiles.

Standing bottomless on one of L.A.'s few remaining pay phones could be a statement about the growing lack of publicly accessible telecommunications devices in Southern California, or it could just be an excuse to get nekkid on a warm spring day.

The insouciant and shapely pose, reminiscent of that of Michelangelo's David, got me thinking . . . what if?

Hmmmm . . . .

Then again, no.